Someone put together a list of what they consider “50 Things Every Guy Should Know How To Do.” And, being a guy, I had to go and see how I stacked up.

The first thing I noted is that apparently drinking has a lot to do with being a man — seven of the fifty deal with alcohol. As a lifelong teetotaler, I started with seven strikes against me.

Me? I scored 24.

This was an eye-opener. I obviously need to work on a few things.

First up, I need a paddle, a dog, and a chainsaw…

The Return of Rollin Hand, pt. 2
Arrogance of power