It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Michelle Obama’s attempt to impersonate the Fonz took a turn for the worse when she tried to jump a shark. The shark won.
Michelle Obama auditions for the Annette Funicello role in an all-black remake of Beach Blanket Bingo.
Do you know what you can do America?
You can stick your thumbs up your ass and walk on your elbows, for all I care.
We won!!
Mine is about this long and the Prez loves it.
Pelican dropping’s
With the passing of the financial regulations bill, Michelle gives thumbs up to the wrecking of the rest of the economy.
Michelle displays the only hole that Obama can plug.
“This sand is getting everywhere. Look at what it did to my manicure”
What has two thumbs and likes BJ’s?
“Opposable thumbs! I have no idea what to do with them.”
(Sorry, my caption was admittedly crass, but it reminded me of one of my favorite jokes…)
Michelle Obama caused a stir at the Stars Wars convention by giving the thumbs up and causing Hans Solo to lift off in the Millenium Falcon.
Michelle Obama provided feedback to the latest Rasmussen poll which showed the majority of Americans thought the country was moving towards socialism.
See what shows up in the pot on a special Sea Monster episode of “Deadliest Catch.”
“Mission Accomplished”
Taxpayer-funded beach party and date night!
And now you will blow me.
Hey America! Up Yours!
Michelle Obama you just finished touring the oil spill devestated gulf coast what’s next???
M.O. I’m going to vacation in Maine suckas
Michelle Obama displays in binary language the collective IQ of the Democratic Party.
“Hey, this dress is just like my husband. Half white, half black, and you would have to be blind to want it!”
“BP owes reparations for my dry cleaning now!”
One for Joe, and one for ‘O’
“Hey look, I’m an Oil Chic.”
Forget my arms -take a look at these well toned thumbs suckers!
We won Crackers!
How come her thumb’s look so white?
UP YOURS’, “CRACKERS.”
Ugly, even for a Klingon… just ugly.
I plugged the hole.
“I told Barry all his broken promises would plug up that leak.”
“What did Barry do to plug that leak?… he was PRESENT!”
“About this long.”
Two thumb’s up for China!!
Stimulus 1 and Stimulus 2!
Beep beep! Get outta my way! I’m driving the ObamaWagon, the car that every American will have in their garage. The car of the future! Your future…
“Damn, I’m Fine!”
Michelle Obama is caught on camera practicing her Air Nintendo act for the America’s Got Talent show.
“Michelle Obama reviews the movie ‘Reds'”
From the hall’s of Montezuma to the shore’s of Tripoli. We will rape this country blind, on that we can agree.
“One…two…three….four….I declare a Thumb War!”
Who has two thumbs, a socialist agenda, and hates whitey? THIS GAL!
MO unveils her 2011 Stimulus Proposal.
GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
Michelle Obama gives the official thumbs up to start the “Playing-of-the-race-card-before-the-midterm-elections” strategy.
I just know I’m gonna get another vacation outta this.
I didn’t know sasquatch’s could breed that far south?
Coming soon, Michelle’s next Princeton thesis:
On feeling alienated, wearing a dress to the beach, when all the white biotches are wearing bikinis.
In a marathon paintball battle with the “Uncle Toms”,
Michelle’s “Black Panthers” team emerges
victorious. “We kicked some sell-out BOOTY
today!”
Michelle Obama proves to the racist Tea Party that no matter what they think, yes she does have two opposing thumbs.
“I hate Nabisco!! No black cracker’s is um racist!!