It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I don’t care about the skin.
I don’t care about the clothes.
That soul is black.
Too harsh?
Look’s like Barak is full of indian ink?
Michelle Obama can count on two hands how many Democrats will win re-election this November.
Yeah! This ought to help with cap and trade!
One step closer to total take over.
It’s not oil; it’s capitalist blood, har har har
Invisible Machine Gun! Ratatatatatatat-tat!
Two thumbs up from the new spokesperson for Jiffy Lube!
I came here with a pure white dress and all I got was this oil-stained mess!!!
Barack is out golfing so I guess I’m going to have to do my own hole plugging.
So I just plugged up that old hole; yup, Hans Brinker has nothing on me.
Larry King: “Michelle, are you critiquing the President’s physical endowments or the dead fish you just found washed up on the beach?”
“I believe that oil is very bad. But oil is black. Oh dear, I’m afraid I’m a racist.”
I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.
Damn it Faith+1, you beat me to it… minus the wookie angle.
I got rid of 200 pounds of ass so I could wear this ugly dress.
“So, thumb on down to Louisiana where the sun don’t shine! I mean, COME on down to where the sun ALWAYS shines…”
Two thumbs up for Barack Obama and his campaign against american soventry
Unbecoming of a First Lady, Michele Obama reacts to the Lindsay Lohan sentencing.
Hey America….one in the eye and one up your ass….and you are gonna like it.
Let’s hear it for the “Oil for Crackers” program!
“Hey Michelle, did the oil leak mess up your white dress?”
“No, but I did run into Michael Jackson once.”
“I am FLOTUS and I want to give a shout out to my favorite toadie back at the house affectionately known as “grover dill” hey hey Rahmmie!”
“This designer dress cost a bundle but with Barry, money is no object. By the way, we used a special jet to fly our dog to Maine so he could enjoy our vacation with us. Wonder how things are going with the little people in the gulf?”
“I push either of these buttons and Boehner’s
SUV is dust!”
“See….everytime the ‘Pubs engage us, we
move the goalposts! Say the Cap’nTrade
discussion is here…….”
“By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes.”
“Yeah…he thought I’d all thumbs on our
wedding night….but I taught that hounddog
a few tricks!”
“Go ahead, punk. Make my day.”
“Allah?…..he’s up there watching over the
First Family, and taking notes!”
“Yeah, but that myth was busted on our second
date……”
“On our first date, I told him this was the
norm….and he cried and huddled under the
blanket all night long!”
With these thumbs I can fix the iPhone4 antenna problem.
I dragged my butt all the way down to an oil spill and all I got was this damned t-shirt
Michelle Obama shows what that little wind up monkey doll looks like without the cymbals
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.