Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

WASHINGTON - JUNE 09: Actor Kevin Costner testifies about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico during a House Committee on Science and Technology hearing on Capitol Hill, June 9, 2010 in Washington, DC. The committee is hearing testimony from Mr. Costner on his Ocean Therapy Solutions machines that separate oil from water and is being tested in the gulf.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (IowaRight) – “Am I an expert? I have one word for you – ‘Waterworld’

2) (DJ Drummond) – “The move to distract the media from Congress’ negligence fails when it is revealed that Mr. Costner replaced the members of Congress with street extras for filming his appearance – and the extras actually understood the issues.

3) (Maggie Mama) – “Senator Boxer, I’ve worked very hard for what I have achieved; therefore, please refer to me as ‘the Academy Award Winning Actor, Mr. Kevin Costner’ when you address me.

4) (Faith+1) – New York Post Headline: “Costner to DC From Hollywood. Raises IQ of Both Cities.

5) (Mark W) – “A hollywood moron testifies to a bunch of criminals and idiots on a subject that neither of them could possibly understand and then people wonder why the government doesn’t actually work.

6) (jim2) – “Senator, speaking as an expert on water disasters ….

The Readers Choice Award this week went to IowaRight’s winning entry. In its place I offer once more excellent caption.

(JB ) – “Forget Sarah Palin. I’m here to talk about how I can help those two boobs running the country.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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