It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Napolitano: “As you can see, Mr. President, this is a serious ‘man-caused disaster’.”
Obama: “You mean to tell me that this is a ‘terrorist attack’?”
Napolitano: “No, no, Mr. President, I mean that this is, how should I say it?, ‘an accident, not an attack, that was caused by man that has resulted in a disaster’.”
Obama: “Dang, I hate it when we get I tripped up by our own silly euphemisms.”
Gen Jones – “Sir the military will never stand for cancelling the elections and declaring you Emporer for Life”
Napaliatano – “How do you know? It has never been tried before”
Obama – “The Arizona law is an outrage, stopping people just because they look foreign”
Napolitano – “You are right sir. Now here are the plans you approved for keeping white voters away from the polls in Nov.”
Gen Jones – “sir we desperately need to work on these plans to confront a nuclear Iran”
Obama – “This is such a nice blue. It matches my tie, dont you think Janet.”
Napolitano – “Sir the plan you had to blow up the oil rig to stop the drilling was fantastic, it is working just the way you thought it would”
Napolliana: “How do we blame Booosh for this?”
You see, Mr. President, we modeled our report on your speeches — looks good on the surface, full of words and says absolutely nothing. Except, of course, for blaming bush and calling Tea Partiers dangerous.
Gen Jones looks over at the blue pill and the red pill and decides both are bad for America.
Sorry DJ, I posted before I read them… I blame bush.
And right here is the part where Pogo tells Porky, “We have met the enemy, and he is us”.
Obama – “Gen Jones I am concerned, if we place too many swat team members on the oil platforms they may capsize”
Gen Jones – “We dont foresee that happening sir”
Barry- “Good job janet, the charges were planted perfectly. You make planet janet look like a piker.”
(Obumble thinking): “This is a disaster. Should never have put me with this woman. Whose idea was this? She’s just a sort of bigoted woman…”
Obama: “I think I’ve finally got my mind around how to win in November, it’s… Oh look. Shiny.”
Lincoln disapproves of this message!
Barry peruses the reverse side of an ACORN coversheet.
“I declare Marshall Law for all 57 states!”
“Mr. President, can we please take down the Lincoln portrait? Every time I see him up there I find it harder and harder to think we can fool all of the people all of the time as you claim!”
“Instead of a fence, Sir, we’ll station Jewish necktie merchants along the border with nearby, strategically placed Jewish restaurants.”
“OK… We’ve opened the third envelope… What does it say to do?”
“It says, ‘Prepare three envelopes….‘”
Mr. President, now might be a good time to fulfill that campaign promise of lowering the seas.
Mr. President, please consider this to be your own copy of “My Pet Goat”.
Rest assured Mr. President, we’ll be expending every available resource to ensure your 2011 NCAA basketball bracket doesn’t crap out in the second round.
Powerpoint is just a crutch for people who have difficulty presenting complex information extemporaneously, so have these transcribed to the teleprompter for my 3:00 presser.
As you can see Mr President the enemies list we have compiled has grown to several pages
Nappy headed hoes.
{Lincoln thought bubble} –
what a shithead.
so this plan will replace Arizona with Puerto Rico and maintain the 57 state level we currently have, Mr. President
Something borrowed,something blue,all is old and nothing new.
Obama: “So, what am I looking at here?”
Nathan Lane in drag: “A sheet of paper with a lot of blue ink all over it.”
Obama – “General, we need a very serious situation and need to discuss the first use of nuclear weapons”
Jones – “You mean against Iran?’
Obama “Don’t be ridiculous. Against the teabaggers!”
A lamp, a room, 52 books, a love seat, 2 spectators, a dictator full of incompetence.
Could be Cuba but its not.
Napolitano: “Yes, Mr President, the Gulf still DOES look blue…”
Jones thought bubble: OK, how about this, a bedraggled oil platform worker wanders into a Jewish clothing shop in New Orleans…
Lincoln-
“I freed them for this??”
Obama – “I dont understand this part here Janet”
Napilitano – “You have the page upside down Mr President”
What has this to do with community agitatin???
“Well, I say bet the farm on Line Of David in the Derby.”
“Blue is a soothing color, and we do want to sooth people while we tell them we’re not enforcing the southern border.”
Mr. President, here are the latest photos of the blue screen on your personal computer. Shall I call in the SWAT team to deal with it?
Hey Janet, is there anyway we can blame George W Bush for the rig explosion that occurred last week?
Lets give that to Keith Overbite to spin, Mr President.
Damn! His ears really are that big!
“I was all for offshore drilling before I was against it!”
“Mr. president, this is the shade of blue we have strongly suggested that the Nobel committee wear as they give you the Nobel Prize again next year.”
Obama – “Why did they use blue paper on this report”
Janet – “That is a picture of the water sir”
The brightest bulb in the room is:
A) Wearing a red coat
B) Wearing a blue tie
C) Wearing a brown tie and looking confused as to why he is there, or
D) Sitting on the end table and looking like the Stanley Cup
If you answered D, you are a racist!!!
“Mr. President, If you’l;l just read –“
Obama: “I was elected to lead. Not to read.”
Like Coowell!! Barry’s taking remedial classes to learn how to speak without the aid of a prompter!
“And these are the pictures Air Force One took on its flight over New York City!”
And, Mr. President, here’s how it will look on the teleprompters.
I see dead people