Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pumped you up! Sure it’s gross, but that’s the price we pay for humor… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger congratulates Iris Kyle after she won the Miss International body building competition during the Arnold Sports Festival Friday, March 6, 2009, in Columbus, Ohio. (AP Photo/Jay LaPrete)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Michael Laprarie) – “President Obama was too tired to join us this evening, but would you join me in extending a warm welcome to First Lady Michelle?

2) (fustian) – “Apparently Barack has some fairly disturbing dreams…

3) (Rodney Dill) – “Now dat’s whut ah call a Girlie man.

4) (steven murray) – “Maxine Waters had a sex-change operation. But it didn’t take.

5) (Pretzel Logic) – “And with the second pick in the NFL daft…

6) (davidt) – “I’ll bet she could pinch it right off.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Michael’s winning entry. In it’s place I offer another excellent caption:

(Corbin Dallas) – “Arnold announces the return of the New Michael Jackson to California.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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