This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pumped you up! Sure it’s gross, but that’s the price we pay for humor… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:
1) (Michael Laprarie) – “President Obama was too tired to join us this evening, but would you join me in extending a warm welcome to First Lady Michelle?“
2) (fustian) – “Apparently Barack has some fairly disturbing dreams…“
3) (Rodney Dill) – “Now dat’s whut ah call a Girlie man.“
4) (steven murray) – “Maxine Waters had a sex-change operation. But it didn’t take.“
5) (Pretzel Logic) – “And with the second pick in the NFL daft…“
6) (davidt) – “I’ll bet she could pinch it right off.“
The Readers Choice Award this week went to Michael’s winning entry. In it’s place I offer another excellent caption:
(Corbin Dallas) – “Arnold announces the return of the New Michael Jackson to California.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.