For all those interested or for those who have acute insomnia:
President Obama will be holding a snooze conference at 8:00 tonight. Out of approximately 40 reporters, he will take about 5 questions, each answered with a 30 minute response, in a long, drawn out, monotone voice.
His last snooze conference had the same effect as taking an Ambien CR.
Possible side effects include drowsiness, depressive episodes, and the feeling that electing this man was a terrible, terrible mistake.
If you have trouble sleeping, PLEASE feel free to utilize this public service.
Thank you, and God Bless America.