Did the Hamburglar have an alibi at the time?

This news gives new meaning to the words ‘Big Mac’.

Police on Wednesday arrested an adult movie producer, two cast members and crew for filming a porn movie at a McDonald’s shop in Higashi-Matsuyama City, Saitama Prefecture, in January.

Producer Kunikazu Ishii, 51, an actress, 21, an actor, 29, and staff were arrested for allegedly shooting a porn film at the McDonald’s outlet around 3 p.m. on Jan 24. A customer noticed them and called police. McDonald’s staff were apparently unaware of what was going on.

One of the suspects was quoted by police as saying, “We didn’t think it would be a problem as long as nobody noticed what we were doing.”

That must be a very slow fast food outlet to have a porn flick being filmed in mid-afternoon.

Note it took three months for arrests to be made. Were police and prosecutors too busy examining the ‘evidence’? I’ll let Wizbang readers make their own wisecracks. If McDonald’s employees in Japan are anything like they are in the US, I can certainly believe they knew nothing was going on. The local McDonald’s here is trouble enough understanding the word ‘plain’ when I order a a double quarter pounder with cheese.

Hat tip- Japundit who wrote the following about the film crew “Maybe they saw something Freudian in the golden arches which beckoned them?”

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