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Don’t cross me, whitey. I threw my own grandma under the bus, so just imagine, if you will, what I would do to you.
I judge you to be a typical white person.
No health care for you.
Once elected not only will my judgment turn to lead, my feet will turn to clay.
…and to set the record straight, my favorite X-Man is Wolverine, and not Malcolm.
It’s pronounced “led” not “leed”
…Integrity to $#!+
Summing up his thoughts on the recent Rev Wright scandal, the Canadian/NAFTA statements, his aides mouthing off to reporters, his wife’s controversial statements, and his poll numbers sliding Senator Obama gave a one word speech today.
“Sonovabitch”
Sen Obama gives a stern look as watches former Pres. Bill Clinton being dragged off Hillary campaign aides as he screams, “I was the first Black President, bitch. Me! Me! Not you!”
I wasn’t there when they put the sign on the podium.
I stand before you today to talk about CHANGE(ing the subject)
“Where’s the rest of my flags, we ordered 10, didn’t we?
Dork ORama
Magic Negro
I wonder if I can RFK my way through this shazzle?
Pay no attention to the Reverend behind the man … I am the great and powerful Eloquenciator.
Noted AP stringer Bilal Hussein caused bloggers to go crazy yet again when his creative picture framing cropped the word “No” from the beginning of Obama’s podium blurb.
Reverse Alchemy.
or
is as Chicago Machine to Gold.
Obama – He’s got the Wright Stuff.
Obama’s press conference became acrimonious with the question, “Hey, why is that American flag flying upside down?”
“Damn“, thought Barak, “they DO all look alike“
He’s campaigning for Website-administrator-in-Chief. As the sign says, “Judgment to lead http://www.barackobama.com“
Just don’t put him in charge of anything more important than that
I did not have racial relations with that man, Mr. Wright.
You best get that damned flag off me!
Damn, Duke just about blew my bracket in the first round.
“It’s pronounced leed.”
Blinded by the Wright!
“Judgement to lead“~
A black segragationist church..
Who placed that red white and blue symbol of hatred behind Me?
Is this all ya’ll could get: one flag and two microphones? You killin’ me here!
Senator Obama, if your grandmother is a typical white person, is Reverend Wright a typical black person?
Pull My passport.
“Just look at Me now Je$$e and $hopton…You nappy headed ho’s”
“Judgment to Lead“
Because “Vote for Me or I Will Sue You Into Bankruptcy” didn’t go over as well with the focus group.
The audacity of dope.
Barack Obama stood ready to be complemented on his dapper maroon tie.
“What a maroon!” chanted the audience!
Atypical black person.
Damn, who said these “jouralists” were supposed to quit kissing my ass and starting asking questions?
In a throwback homage to the days of Ashcroft and statues, photographers now have a giggle capturing Obama with flags in the background.
(too obscure?)
“Chocolate Rain,
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain,
Say it publicly and you’re insane”
Yes, I knew Rev. Wright for more than twenty years and he was my spirtual mentor. But I never actually heard him say anything, or knew what was going on at the church. So yes, I have the judgement to lead America; I just don’t know what that is yet.
Damn! I hate it when my “reality distortion field” starts to dissipate!
Fraud.
“Reverend Wright is my spiritual advisor; a close friend; a mentor. He married my wife and me and baptized our kids but what he stands for – I have no idea.”
After the news conference, Senator Obama donned an amazing techno-colored dream coat and shimmied his way off the stage.
Hmmm…that didn’t work…any cards left in the deck?
“I’m announcing today that Rev. Jeremian Wright is now the spiritual advisor of Robert Mugabe.”
“…and when I spoke of Reverend Wright as my rock, I meant as myself as Sisyphus… yeah Sisyphus… yeah… thats the ticket.”
“Gerry…..Gerry……spank Gerry…dammit Barry, get the broad out of your head!”
Obama displays what the typical white person sees when they walk into his church.
The Face of Hope I don’t see him if I turn around in a dark alley at night.