It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
I know they said “War and Peace” was a big book but this is ridiculous.
Hugo sandwich
Saddam Hussein looks on as the book of life is opened and His name is mysteriously absent..
The nations aging population has Borders Large Print Section bustling.
Proof that no child left behind WORKS!
Ok but, where are the supersized crayolas?
As the end of the year approaches, the IRS finally completed publicatoin of the Unabridged U.S. Federal Income Tax Code: Volume 1.
Reader’s Digest Version of It Takes A Village.
Kim Jong Il contemplates world domination with his actual scale size World Atlas.
A strange looking object has attracted attention on the grounds of the Charleston S.C. School District.
On his visit to Philadelphia, W pauses to take a wizz on the copy Constitution!
Sen. Craig’s explanation of what really happened in the restroom, Vol. 1.
Knowing that his wife would be a while in the mall, Enrique brought along some light reading to kill time.
Kim Jong completes construction of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good.
Not content with adjusting his countries timezone by a half an hour, Hugo declares all books must be written in large type… with lots of pictures.
“To Serve Man!… IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!”
Hopefully, the new typefont on this Wizbang publication will increase BarneyG and FreedomFries’ reading comprehension.
“Lies the Democrats Told: Volume 1 in a Series”
The Venus Mantrap book readies itself to claim another victim
A great public school education, and all he can do is stare at the pictures
“Pork” by J. Murtha
So this is what the children were giggling about…is it Mapplethorpe or a photographic journey through the Folsom Street fair?
Chung’s chiropractor recommended the audiobook instead.
A slyly grinning Belichick claimed he knew nothing about the Jet’s playbook on display at Central Park.
“Clintons – Crimes & Scandals”
“OMG! Harry Potter dies?!?”
“Book ‘im, Danno”
“Truthers Book of Proven North American Conspiracies, Vol. 17”
“Damn. I know if I stand here and read long enough, they’re gonna make me buy it!”
“Soon after the divorce from the lovely princess was finalized, Prince Charming met Prince Lancelot and they lived happily ever after.”
Democratic play-book,—–4th grade education required.
If Microsoft made books.
A novel approach for combating childhood obesity.
So … how do you boot it up?
“The Book of Common Knowledge”
Internet expert, Kim Jong Il shows off his l33t skilz.
OK, OK, so it is possible to suffer major trauma from a papercut under certain circumstances!
Conservatives demand that the published works of Ann Coulter be displayed before courthouses.
George W Bush reading his picture book as ordered by Laura. It’s entitled: “The Little President That Couldn’t”.
“That’s the last time I take a piece of cake from that stupid White Rabbit!”
George Constanza won’t be getting THIS book “flagged”, now, will he!!!!
“So THAT’S Mao’s little red book.”
“Hmmm… how big of a gun would I need to take out a Luck Dragon?”
“Yes, when he said we could publish the whole Internet in a ten-volume set, we should have asked more questions.”
Food order book while in Cuba for the crew of “Sicko”.
As it turned out, Bill Clinton’s new book ‘Giving’ was actually a how-to manual targeted at slightly overweight, star-struck interns.
Darn – I forgot my reading glasses.
Buyer beware! It’s the shipping charges in the book of the month club that’ll get you!
The Korean flytrap book patiently waited, knowing that Kim Il Jong’s poor eyesight would make him lean closer…
The Democrat’s election guidebook provided free of charge by their friends in the media. Being able to read not required.