It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
“But I didn’t do anything, officer. I simply went up to the book, like I always do, and took my usual wide stance…”
Kim Jong Il exclaims, “I am not a short squatty dictator. It’s just that the books in our great nation are so darn big.”
Can you read me now?
An elderly Barrack Obama looks over his copy of the liberal play book and still wonders how he lost the Democratic Nomination to such a crooked politician and her scheming husband.
The common man ponders the section of the tax code entitled “Entitlements” after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.
The common man ponders the section of the tax code titled “Entitlements of Democratic voters” after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.
Walmart’s 2007 Christmas Catalog went on display today in one of its leading production centers.
“If I put my hands behind my back, nobody will notice I’m peeing.”
Everything Kim Jong Il doesn’t know about the Internet.
INTRODUCING THE LARGE SIZE COPY OF BILL CLINTONS MY LIFE IT TOOK 2000 TREES TO MAKE IT
I wonder wonder wonder wonder WHO?
Who wrote the Book of Wuv?
Just one more step and another victim of the genital eating book of Tiananmen Square
Nope. I still don’t see why Hillary has to give back the Hsu donations…
While being judged in heaven, Bill “the first Black President” Clinton is shown one of his volumes of the Book of Life. This one is titled “Bill Clinton – My infidelities”
“Gee I climb up a beanstalk and this is the first thing I see?”
A federal judge examines a book found at the democratic national party headquarters outlining dead people who voted after their demise.
A man examines Bill Clinton’s latest autobiography entitled “My Lies”
Book em Dano!
Saddam opine’s..
After Mahmoud found out is was a Korean book and not a Koran book in a playground the Jihad was just as quickly called off.
If you think this is big, you should see my reading glasses.
Wow, it syas here all our base really do belong to them!
That Ahmadinejad’s a little shit, isn’t he?
James Earl Jones, being too stubborn to admit he needs bifocals, does all his reading at the county fair’s “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” exhibit.
“Huh. The BCS points system isn’t as complicated as I thought it would be.”
“If I can get through this one, I’ll try War and Peace.”
“Hmmmm…Magic Words and Phrases…Abra-ca-POCUS!!! Pocus-CADABRA!!!”
“The Book of Love? Ahhhhh screw it. Too much work.”
Picture Book for Dummies.
A Cubs fan turns to page 99 to read “wait till next year”
The “large print” editions can be somewhat unwieldy.
In writing War and Peace, Toystoy was going for the big laugh. But the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.
“What’s black and white and red all over? ….. Oh I get it, An Integrated communist school.“
Today on Animal Planet Jeff Corwin films the Venus Bookwormtrap snag a big one.
After Wong tripped he was really in a bind.
Clifford finally gets his own book.
In Korea, book reads you…
Damn, I lost my place again…
Damn, he’s short.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.