It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning, as will the winners from last week’s contest which was delayed due to our server meltdown last weekend.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Now you want to know what it takes to be a “metrosexual”
Which will make a bigger impact: piss or honey? Just drop them over this balcony on the first politicians you see, and we’ll find out!
Sensing a window of opportunity, Bill Burkett holds a press conference to reveal conclusive proof that Lucy Ramirez was a real person.
And here we have the two biggest assets to the Republicans for the 2008 Presidential campaign.
Hillary Clinton and John Edwards.
Babs Streisand and Jane Fonda donate the best part of themselves to the DNC.
Keeping abreast of the latest fashions, the Australian Navy introduces new flotation devices for its female sailors.
Engineer Scott supervises Starfleet’s retrofit of new anti-grav units.
Bush playing bomb Iran with water balloons again.
HOOTERS …….. here I come!
“If I can touch them, they are REAL!”
The Royal Australian Navy reveals evidence that it is the breast branch of the Australian Defence Force for a woman to be in.
During an episode of Dr. Ruth, she stated, (using your best Dr. Ruth voice) “while performing fellatio, gently pinch the testicles to maximize his pleasure”.
This photo demonstrates the moment Big Bertha realized she didn’t know her own strength.
DIY
The Australian Navy spokesman was adamant: “For what we pay by buying in bulk from China, we save more than double that by not having to issue life vests to our female sailors who opted for the implants. Why even some of our brave bois have opted for the surgery, proving they are not cosmetic.”
Hillary – “Here you can have these back for now Bill. Go round me up some votes.”
Museum placard 2140 – This picture shows President Hillary Clinton casually removing the gonads of the United States and thus caused the fall of what was once the greatest nation on earth.
Hillary Clinton demonstrates to John Edwards what will happen to him if his wife doesn’t shut up about Hillary’s health care plan.
Hillary gives a pictorial representation of what will happen to people who don’t sign up for her government sponsored health care plan.
Remember, when disposing of medical waste, the proper technique is always, pinkies up.
“No, no! I need an acetylene filled can, not saline to fill my cans!”
When you know it’s time for new contact lenses.
“Hard Top, Hard Fits – Fake is how I’ll take my Tits !” (Lyrics to new, “Fulla-Seltzer” implants, jingle)
Coming next spring: “Rocky 47 -Rocky gets a New Pair”
“Ah,bra-snapper,you may leave,if you can snatch fake booby from my hand.”
What 83% of ALL alimony goes for.
GETERLAID – Is it in you ?
The New “Meatless” Pork chop. Or as it is affectionately known as “Pork in a Pouch”
Forget balls. Give our world leaders breasts and the world will be a better place.
As a result of repeated lawsuits on the healthiness of it’s food, McDonald’s displays their new UNDERSIZE combo meals.
“OK class, which bag is full of monounsaturated fat and which is full of polyunsaturated fat?”
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.