Breaking news: Bomb plot busted at JFK

Federal officials have arrested three men in an alleged plot to blow up jet fuel lines at JFK International Airport. Three suspects are in custody, and the fourth is being sought in his native Trinidad.

The suspects’ names are: Russell Defreitas, Abdul Nur, Kareem Ibrihim and Abdul Kadir.

Those damned Presbyterians are at it again, I see…

Now where did I put those socks?
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