Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ turned out better than I had expected. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

What women want : French right-wing UMP presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy speaks at the 'What women want' Forum organized by French magazine 'Elle' in Paris.(AFP/Dominique Faget)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) – “Ho’s vs Jeaux’s, a new French reality show.

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was addressing the crowd when his “surrender monkey” suddenly went berserk.

3) (smitch) – “The Manolo’s internet friends ask the question on everyone’s minds..What to wear with the super fantastic boner? These business-ready heels reflect that the wearer is ready for super fantastic business! The Manolo approves.

Honorable Mention

4) (John) – “Stallone proving to a live audience that he hasn’t used steroids in years.

5) (DJ Drummond) – “Why yes, they are Prada …

6) (Rodney Dill) – “Eat your heart out, Cheney.

The Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche Award goes to:

(ken) – “Sarkozy, when informed it was the What Women Want Forum, responded, ‘Who cares?’

Until next Friday…

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