Naming names

An acquaintance of mine was agonizing over a new vacuum cleaner. More specifically, she is the type that needs to anthropomorphize everything, and apparently the poor thing needed a name. I promptly came up with three suggestions:

1) “Herbert.”
B) “S.O.S.,” or “Sultan Of Suck.”
III) “Monica.”

Anyone else got any bright ideas?

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