No honor among thieves

This morning, I noticed a news item that Nigeria had arrested numerous foreigners, charging them with “obtaining classified defense documents.”

My sources confirm that the documents were numerous urgent business proposals, pleas from widows of politicians and businessmen, and lists of bids of items from EBay and Craig’s List.

The government of Nigeria says that the release of these very sensitive documents could cause catastrophic damage to their nation’s economy.

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"Allegedly" Is My New Favorite Word

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