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Whaddup dawg
Dwarf tossing was finally sanctioned as an Olympic sport after they adopted a point system for sticking the landing.
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…And we gon’ break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don’t have me break this thang down for nothin’
Now I wanna see y’all on y’all baddest behavior
Lend me some suga’, I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it Suga’) shake it like a Poloroid Picture
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(Heyya – Outkast)
Lutefisk: Breakfast of Champions
“…please welcome the star of Nickelodeon’s new show, Monster Playpen! We’ll give the team one week and ten thousand dollars to turn an ordinary playpen into a seriously awesome work of screaming fury and high-PRM bad-assness!”
The phone toss is an integral part of the Russell Crow Summer Camp as illustrated by Slash Rose. The event went off without a hitch, despite the hotel employee protest outside the camp earlier in the day.
hezbollah released several pictures today from their youth training camp at an undisclosed location.
or…A rare photo as Kevin Aylward attempts to introduce himself to the son he just found out he had.
Madison (AP) – Gun control advocates launched their new campaign to raise awareness for their cause — The Gun-Shot Put, an event to symbolize the jettisoning of guns from society. Fearing a backlash from child safety groups, the junior divisions were only permitted to use disabled stun-guns at the event.
“Eminem: The Salad Days”
“KinderCare execs go into closed-door emergency meetings this week to discuss the need for a dress code.”
Upon hearing confirmation it was Armitage and not Rove, their grandson Jimmy Carter Plame tossed his blackberry in disgust…
Finns, desperate to take advantage of their brief summer season, continue to come up with new innovative ways to spend their twenty plus hours of sunlight. Besides the cell phone toss, other creative summer “sporting activities” include: Catching a greased-up Laplander; Bobbing for Herring; Sauna Marathon.
Ice-Finn-T home dawg throwin’ down on the Man!
I gots to take care of my bidness. Can’t take care of my bidness without no damn signal!
The pre-qual to Eminem’s “8 Mile” ….”3 1/2 Feet”
Dang, someone already nailed the Russell Crowe reference…heh
“Yo, Suri! Ring me up, baby! I got my little Zenu ready for you.”
An attempt to derail Vanilla Ice’s career early on failed when he ducked at the last moment.
No, in fact, I CANNOT hear you now!
Decaf-Tea, setting the record straight, keepin it real
I ain’t your pimp no mo’ Cindy, now that you moved into the 3rd grade, I gots to get me some younger ho’s; you’re to played out!
“Bitch better have my money”!
Invisible ninjas demonstrated wrist and arm locks on a small boy.
What phone?
For the last time…I am just a kid and I don’t want your stinkin credit card!!!
As a young lad in Dublin, Bono tried desperately for years to develop a sense of rhythm. Only when he linked up with The Edge was his muse set free.
“Screw you guys, I going home!”
Dwdwdwdwdw Thats all folks!
I gots a bugar on My finger and I cant get it off!
Cindy Sheehan’s effort to travel back in time to kill President Bush goes horribly awry when she finds herself in the mid 1970’s attempting to assisinate a young Vanilla Ice.
The new sport of Finnish Haggis Tossing often uses any available item, since haggises are not common in Finland.
Democrats are urging voters to throw away their mobile phones in protest for the FCC not pulling the ABC broadcast license for airing the ‘Path to 9/11’. Shown here is one reliable democratic voter who claims to have voted 5 times in 2004.
Michael Jackson eat your heart out! Too many people watchin.
“Stomp! The Prequel”
A young Paris Hilton is shown throwing a temper tantrum that not everyone was looking at her.
I guess you throw what you got lots of, so the Finns throw phones. Here in Texas we use a more organic projectile.
A young Elton John learns to deal with papparazzi.
Neither Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa nor Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez needs to worry about facing Fresno Mayor Alan Autry in a future election.
“I’d be more worried about me going to Sacramento and kicking their ass,” said Autry, who once played pro football for the Green Bay Packers.
The citizens of Finland couldn’t understand why Cingular, Sprint, Nextel, T-Mobile and Verizon all declined to sponsor Finland’s newest sport.
Gangsta rap sensation “Ralphie G” in concert promoting his newest hit single
Yo, I got me a Red Rider air rifle
And it ain’t no trifle
So you better not stifle
Gangsta Ralphie G
People who live in (middle) class houses shouldn’t throw phones.
Can ya hear me now?
Look. Little Cletus dances just like Kermit D. Frog
Another Salvadoran prisoner presents a target as the young man denied of being the world’s shortest by Guiness, sets an undeniable new record.
Bjorn’s world record Toy Truck Toss was later scrapped when he tested positive for steroids.
Bocce ball, catch the fever!
Toon Unit Rappa
Shermie Sticklebrecker takes first place in the first annual NSA phone toss championships.
Can you hear me now?
The Finns mistakenly thought that the T in T-Mobile stood for Toss.
That’s why they call ’em “mobile” phones.