"Itsy bitsy," my butt…

When I wake up in the morning, I do a quick hop around my favorite blogs and see what’s going on. Often, I’m trolling for topics, but mainly I’m just looking for a little entertainment.

But what I found this morning… yikes.

I wish I’d have stayed in bed.

I’ve dealt with bugs before. I once woke up (after sleeping in a really, REALLY bad place) with a cockroach skittering across my chest. I’ve had big, scary bugs alight on my hands, arms, and head. And I’ve seen spiders as big as that one before.

But never at my front door, waiting to snare me as I left.

Meryl, I’m glad you live too far away for you to call for help in times like this. ‘Cuz as much as I like you, I think I’d say “thanks for thinking of me, but you’re on your own” for that one.

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