Today I have fixed, repaired, or replace the following:
A car windshield
A microwave oven
A car battery
An electronic signature pad (like the kind you use to sign for a credit card purchase at Home Depot’s self service lines)
Obviously I’m on no mood to be trifled with. I’ll be settling down to watch the premiere of The Amazing Race and collecting my thoughts for blogging this evening.
A personal note to my appliances – If any of you think it would be funny to stop working this evening you’re sadly mistaken. I don’t care who you are, if you breakdown tonight there’s a sledgehammer with your name on it…