It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
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Yes,it’s true…I did kill Kenny,but I must leave you now…It’s time for Judge Wapner!
“Thank you al for making me President!!”
(wakes up)
John Kerry is frisked for the missing votes.
His juggling act gone terribly awry, the strange but vaguely familiar looking clown apologizes to those injured below.
“Hey, do I suck or what?”
“Well what do you know, I CAN get me a huntin license here!!!”
Progressives look on in disbelief as John Kerry effusively greets Karl Rove. The two then turn, point, and laugh.
“Friends, Romans and countrymen….”
Damn. Wrong country. Wrong century. And I didn’t get elected president, after all….
Sorry, Mr. Bin Laden… I was hoping to raise my arms in surrender to you at the Summit, but this will have to do. Sorry that I couldn’t pull through for you!
Cracking under the weight of unbearable disappointment, John Kerry halucinates that he has won the election, and accepts the cheers of his imaginary voters.
In a sad coda to his unsuccessful campaign for the presidency, John Kerry tries to get a wave going among his supporters, shouting feebly, “Kerry in ’08”.
“Well here I am folks, back from vacation, feeling good, threw out that ugly jacket I wore during the campaign and looking good, aren’t I?” (ps Make sure the camera’s stay on me.)
Cindy
Kerry reacts to finally spotting an educated person in the crowd.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Please watch closely as I, without using my hands, launch 120,000 heretofore unseen Ohio ballots from my rectum. Drumroll, please!
Vos absolvo! Vos absolvo!
JFK: You LIKE me, you REALLY like me.
Everyone else thinking: Will you please just go the frap away?
In a scene eerily like the final line of “Risky Business” Kerry says” I guess I’m not Presidential material , so , I guess it’s the Senate for me ! “
The crowd gave Kerry the ‘U’ he is shown asking for. They then gave an ‘S’ and an ‘A’. But when he asked them what it spelled, they shouted in unison ‘You Suck!’
Spotting the German ambassador reaching into his coat pocket, Sen. Kerry reflexively throws up his hands in submission in the time honored French way.
“I tell you, I was right behind that Nancy Pelosi and she is….well, you know what I mean…..its seared into my memory, seared I tell you……
“….so my fellow Americans, ask not what I can do for you….. but what you can do for me in 2008…..”
John Kerry gallantly attempts to lift his head.
Hey. It’s not so bad. I’ve got plenty to do. Theresa can fire the pool guy now, and….
Plus Ca Change, Plus C’est La Meme Chose
Having failed in his bid to win the Presidency, Senator John Kerry contemplates a career as an NFL referee.
I’m tellin ya that bucks rack was this wide if it was an inch. Yeah, right on Nantucket! Really!
“Allah be praised!”
“Thank you, Thank you. I just heard that Wizbangblog captions count as Ohio votes. I CAN STILL WIN, I CAN STILL WIN!!!”
“It’s true! The CIA man’s magic hat was about THIS big!”
John F’ing Kerry tells the stunned crowd how he spent “Christmas in the White House”.
“Missed it by that much.”
Excellent caption, Dean.
“No, really folks… you don’t have to kneel before me….”
“You think Dick Cheney is well endowed? Well let me tell you about John Edwards, and I should know.”
Should’ve done a search on “Cheney” first, that last caption is a little too close to Stephan Stanton’s. Sorry.
“I know how to get those rubes in Jesusland to like me… The Passion of the Kerryst”
“My fellow moonbats…”
John Kerry attempts to show his fellow moonbats how to fly.
“Finally! Now when I walk up to some slack-jawed prole and demand, ‘Do you know who I am!?’, they actually DO!“
Domini, domini, domini, yer all Catolics neuw…
“Give me your wired, your hardcore,
Your Islamofascists loathing to be free,
The mangy maker of your improvised Claymore.
Send these, the spineless, hate-embossed to me.
I lift my sunlamp, Kerry, the bargain whore.”
Rise up, my Moonbat Horde, and with your mighty warcry dispell these Red State idiots…one…two…three – Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
“You love me. You REALLY love me.”
As John Kerry approched the railing he failed to notice the Secret Service agent he called a clumsy son of a bitch, reaching for his gun.
Would you get your thumb out of my nose?
“What, me worry?”
You’re damn right I want some wood !!
thought bubbles on 2 guys standing behind him: how long has he had a sign saying “kick me, I’m a moron” taped to his back?
“Well, mine is THIS big!”
Thanks Rodney
Dean
“I feel your love. I know you actually did love me before you hated me. I forgive you (bite lower lip).