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Kevin
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The audience thought money was the explanation for his popularity until they realized that that’s not his knee.
Wow, this PlayStation is cool. Hey guys, take the innards and package it as a Microsoft product.
“This is Bill. Bill is doing well. Very well indeed. That’s because, not long ago, with just a quick phone call and a free brochure, Bill realized he could have something better in his life. And what did he get? Why, not only a boost of confidence, a little more self esteem and a very big promotion; he got the very thing that makes a man really successful: a very happy Mrs. at home.”
Microsoft guru Bill Gates demonstrates the new official “unofficial” patch for Halo 2. New missions include destruction of Fortresses Linux and Mozilla and “take-downs” of certain Federal judges, federal Procecutors, and the Mass. Attornet General as well as a host of various federal, state, and private attorneys.
Bill Gates demonstrates the new MS OnTheSpot system, allowing couples to pleasure each other remotely. “I’m pretty sure I’m connected up with my wife!” He chortled…
Spongebill Dorkpants?
You’re so dead, Ballmer.
Okay, I’m finished. A couple clicks and we now have a dhimmocratic governor in Washington.
So Paul at Whizbang! is dissing my stuff again.
I’ll show him….and this time I’ll post as Julie.
He he he. He’ll NEVER know its me!
Wait… this says that rule number one of Fight Club is the same as rule number two of Fight Club. Why was that not corrected in playtesting?
It only *looks* like I’m writing a letter, you infernal paperclip. Feel the wrath of my magma guns!
Bill Gates tries his hand at stand up comedy.
“My programs crash so much that even my clothes turned blue on me, but seriously folks…”
So *this* is what Pong looks like! SEGA!!
Bill (Kent Dorfman): Oh, boy! This is gonna be sooooo great!
Bill Gates introduces Microsoft’s answer to the IPOD.
“Its called a WINTARD, or a Windows Transistor AM Radio Device. It’s a great new technology. You’ll no longer need to download songs from the web. The WINTARD receives them wirelessly! And instead of 99 cents, the songs are free! Before it gets out of beta, we think we can get it operating on batteries, so we can ditch this power cord. Listen: It’s the Beatles! These guys are going to be big!”
What? I’ve been playing the microwave?
Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com
“Somebody tell me when the Blue Screen is gone so I’ll know when to stop smiling.”
They don’t call it Winblows for nothing.
jmaster and cavemam are putting up some pretty stiff competition.
Thanks Rodney!
Plus you have aloowed me to become post number 69 (I hope!), a long time goal of mine.
Bill: You think beating me at Madden is funny? Wait til I buy your company and have you laid off…
“Heh, I get paid to do this.”
Gates: Boy, these captions on Wizbang are really funny!
Take that, Justice Department! All your lawyers are belong to us!
I can’t believe the engineers actually got me a controller that will control the world.. ha ha take that Apple ..
Hair pie!
In a quiet moment, Bill Gates checks his accounts with the latest online banking tool.
When that happens you just hit CTRL-ALT-DEL and reboot the machine
A geek with more money than anyone else is still just a geek: The chair is more comfortable, the box is faster, the Mountain Dew is colder, but still spends all his free time playing video games.
Bill smiles proudly upon realizing the The MS-Chair V.2.2 had not crashed in over ten minutes.
Asians analyze video realizing Bill Gates was really chinese
Loving father, faithful husband, most successfull businessman ever, and most philanthropic man in history shows that he really could care less what we think of him.
“‘All your base are belong to us’? What the heck is that supposed to mean?”
“Uh-oh, Paul is close to tracking me down as the source of all those ‘Dave’ comments in the Windows-vs.Mac thread. I’d better blue-screen his — oh wait, he uses a Mac. Damn!”
“Watch me do my David Letterman grin!”
“Now, I can REALLY enjoy Leisure Suit Larry once these cameras leave”
Yesssss, feel the hate flow through you. Your training is complete, take your place by your master, young jedi.
That talking paperclip cracks me up every time!!!
Halo2 game for X-box: $50
Force feedback controller: $80
Not having the darn machine crash every 5 minutes: priceless
Ha Ha Ha ! Remember 25 years ago when they all said computer technology would be ruled by the Japanese? Bite me.
Bill Gates thought balloon:
“Man oh MAN, am I LUCKY. Luck-eee.”
Gates counting silently the system crash-free seconds…
“Eighteen Mississippi, nineteen Mississippi…”
Jenna on Jenna – The.Best.Game.Ever! Especially when you know all the hotkeys.
He he he he.. those pajama bloggers will be soooo pissed I launched those DDOS attacks on them!
hehhehhehheheh I am Cornholio! hehehe I need t.p. for my bunghole! hehehehhe
I soooooo rule.
I hate to say it, you’re right. But Gates so doesn’t inspire comedic genious…. I find myself wanting plain oatmeal and my brown dress socks with my highwater pants looking at him.
On a side note, at an official MS party/picnic, circa 1983 at Radar Lake, Gates shows up in a white t-shirt, tan gym shorts, brown socks and tennies. Glad to see he hasn’t changed his geek factor any. His RX-7 didn’t make him any cooler either, since it didn’t even have a radio!
I wonder if it is too late to buy more stock in Trump’s new Hair Care line? Let’s log on and find out.
“I’ve even out sourced my hair style to China!”
(note: that controler cable isn’t running to an xbox, but his prostate and a car battery)
He who dies with the most toys — WINS.
Lord Ballmer!
(raspy breathing) Yes, my master.
RISE!