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Paris Hilton is so last week…

Paige Laurie

Paige Laurie is the new heiress-gone-wild of the moment.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Just days after ABC’s “20/20” aired a report involving Wal-Mart heiress Paige Laurie and allegations of cheating, the Laurie family has decided to transfer naming rights of the new University of Missouri basketball arena back to the university.

The Paige Arena is named for Paige Laurie. Her family lives in the Columbia area, but she did not go to MU.Here’s the 20/20 story – she paid another student $20,000 to do her work at USC, and graduated with a 3.5.

Paris Hilton has set the bar pretty high, but Paige Laurie just might have what it takes to make us forget Paris.

This guy has the right idea – trailer trash.

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