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In an effort to draw more males to the holiday shopping experience, Macy’s is unveiling a new campaign:
Lap sitting for the kids…
Lap dancing for the dads….
Kool Kitty
The Ninth Circuit court ruled today that a San Francisco cross-dressing pedophile wearing non-traditional santa clothes were in the spirit of of santa, and therefore should be allowed. The court refused to address the issue of requiring the man to wear undergarments.
It’s a still from the educational film “Where Little Elves Come From.”
As Lynn proudly stood in the cold, December air wishing for the warmth of those pantyhose so hastily fogotten earlier that morning, it was obvious to the entire Macy’s Santa brigade that he had finally come out of the closet.
Attending an rally of the AFL-CIO Santas in Cleveland, Susie is suprised to hear that the Nutcracker is actually a union recruiting technique.
“Ummm, Mr. Edwards? Yeaaahhh, it’s just that, well, you’re really not supposed to be at the Senate Santa Meeting. Oh, by the way, Daschle has your pants out in his Sebring. Merry Christmas!”
All of the Santa’s together, even with “Santa Teresa”, couldn’t fulfill John Kerry’s biggest Christmas Wish of the year!
You’ve been a bad boy, GO TO MY ROOM!
“You’ve been a bad, GO TO MY ROOM!” as Mrs Claus found Santa watching a “naughty movie”
It’s looking alot like Christmas………….
The Clinton Legacy Aftermath: Santa Trades in Reindeer for Interns.
Coming in December: Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie Claus!
“Let it show, let it show, Let it show!”
A Kerry daughter has been spotted amongst the Santas.
kind of adds a whole new meaning to “sitting on Santa’s lap,” doesn’t it.
Wouldn’t you would like to see this Santa sitting next to the Queen?
Wouldn’t you like to see this Santa sitting next to the Queen?
My name is Suha (Arafat) and I am recently widowed. May I guide someone’s sleigh tonight?
Snow White, tiring of living in the woods, ups her game in the Arctic north…
Don we now our Gay Apparell….
As the only scottish Santa in line, McLeary decided to forgoe his traditional kilt for a festive one.
“It just hasn’t been the same since they let women join the corps.”
San Francisco’s “Thanta Clauth Brigade” prepares to invade the city’s shopping meccas.
A representative from NOW trying to infiltrate the all male Santa contigent,suddenly realizes it was a big mistake to take a position at the rear and downwind to the group.
Master Claus was an insecure and rather lonely child. His subsequent meteoric rise through the ranks of rivals to the apex of his profession, despite the early handicaps (or perhaps because of them) represents a triumph of human perseverance. But regardless of all the later success and accolades, one vivid reminder of those early insecurities tormented him each night: this recurring dream sequence in which the aspiring young Santa attends school without his pants.
Libertarians Triumph in North Pole Elections!
1st hooker hits the streets after populist ballot initiative passes.
At Bloomindale
Realizing way too late that they had misread the help wanted ad, election day poll workers sheepishly report to the city
Rudolph’s dream — he holds the reins while Santas pull the sleigh…hey! How’d that get in there?
Sam never felt at home with the rest of the Santa crew…
John Ashcroft’s new day job.
“I never win these contests so I wore a dress instead.”
“What a revolting development,” thought a disgruntled Santa as the male elves leered at the new addition to their ranks. “The missus caught me stuffing this gal’s stocking, and I had to come up with an explanation — so why on earth did I say I was planning to put her on my staff?”
“But I thought coming only once a year was just a Christmas myth.”
In her new role Teresa Heinz Kerry was considered to be the life of many a Christmas party. In the end, however, as the gin and raisins ran out she turned into just another aging embittered Santa wannabe.
At the Santa’s for an Ohio Recount Rally, one lone Bush Santa stood unnoticed among the crowd.
[I got here a bit late and most of the good gags were already taken 😉 ]
Fresh from the demoralizing defeats of gay marriage amendments, Gov McGreevy decided to go “commando” to the annual Santa Thanksgiving Day Ball in hopes of finding a jolly ole elf to lap dance for him.
Time to trim the tree.
At a recent press conference, House Democrats surround Nancy Pelosi as they outline their newest plan for income redistribution.
I have no caption, but I’m guessing this is the opening scene from “Christmas Gangbang 2004”.
Next on Court TV:
Mrs. Claus and her eight male neighbors are arraigned on a varity of morals charges for the disgraceful Christmas eve “sex-party” while Mr. Claus (“Santa”) was away on business.
Next on Court TV:
Mrs. Claus and her eight male neighbors are arraigned on a varity of morals charges for the disgraceful Christmas eve “sex-party” while Mr. Claus (“Santa”) was away on business.
Santa, I am afraid that I have been pretty naughty this year. Don’t you think I need a spanking, instead of the just getting coal?
XXX-Mas bukkake!
Nothing had been the same at the mall since “William Jefferson Claus” arived.
Suddenly John Edwards realized he’d read the wrong memo……
Totally.
Caltechgirl gets my vote.
First the glass ceiling, now the polar cap.
– Ok…next Santa jerk-oof that pinches my ass gets a knee in the ole Christmas package…..
Ahhhh, the sound of reindeer landing on your roof: Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap…