Clinton out of surgery

It is now being reported that Bill Clinton is out of surgery following a successful quadruple bypass. Reports are that the former president is doing well, and could be released from the hospital in four to five days.

There is apparently no truth to the rumor that the surgical team had replaced their traditional green scrubs with blue dresses, which have a historically-proven preservative effect on Clinton DNA.

Cards, flowers, Happy Meals, and cheap floozies may be sent to Mr. Clinton at New York Presbyterian Hospital.


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