When a fan backstage at Thursday night’s Kerry concert asked how he gets his smile so bright, the presidential candidate blurted, “I bleach my teeth!”
Is John Kerry a metrosexual?
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Wow! No man — especially no man in the public eye — gets his teeth bleached nowadays! I guess John Kerry really is effete. Or an elitist. Or whatever else this bit of “hot news” is supposed to suggest.
I prefer the scientific term: “Namby pamby bunny foo-foo”