Its Rough All Over

Maybe they would’ve been able to stay open if they’d just outsourced to India.

HELSINKI (Reuters) – The last three worker elves at Father Christmas’s official headquarters in Finland’s Arctic have been fired as Santa Park grapples with its finances.

…. Or better yet, how ’bout: TO SANTA, Beijing, China.

Some 800 km (500 miles) north of Helsinki, this is where letters addressed just ‘To Santa’ arrive. The elves were supposed to help Santa and guide visitors around the park.

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