Passion Of The Christ Shown In 6th Grade Class

Fox 5 in DC reported this evening that students at a 6th grade class at Malcolm X Elementary School in Southeast DC were shown a bootleg copy of Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ. Needless to say the students were quite shaken up, and an investigation by DC school officials has begun.

One child reportedly told their parents, “They were beating Jesus.”

Roger Ebert better watch out for that kid, he just saved you $10…

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