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February 25, 2004 Odd News 12 Comments

Meet 21-year-old San Jose native Zachary Hocker, a student at Yale University, who has been voted – from among hundreds of entrants from the U.S. and Canada – the male winner in PETA

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12 Comments

  1. Robb February 25, 2004

    It’s Mario Lopez, the guy who played A.C. Slater on Saved by the Bell! I was wondering what happened to that guy . . .

  2. Jalal Abu Jarhead February 25, 2004

    Zach appears to be a healthy lad, but the “Tofutti Cuties?” Let me just say I need to exchange my ten foot pole for a twenty footer.

  3. Jess February 25, 2004

    Robb is absolutely right; that guy could not possibly look more like Mario Lopez. Creepy…

  4. Fritz February 25, 2004

    I was thinking that he looks like Andrew Cunanan — remember him?

  5. Jennifer February 25, 2004

    The cigar is a nice touch. Healthy.

    (crickets)

  6. Jim February 25, 2004

    So tofu turns guys into pussies? And this is news?

    (Oh, man. I can’t believe I went there.)

  7. Spoons February 25, 2004

    I, too, thought it was Slater, and wondered what on Earth you could be writing about him for. My second thought was that you had photoshopped Slater’s head onto some guy for some unfathomable reason.

  8. Kathy K February 25, 2004

    I can’t believe you went there either, Jim.

    So, a woman who doesn’t want to get preggers feeds the boyfriend lots of tofu, makes him take hot baths and wear tight pants, and uses birth control. Almost foolproof.

  9. Kevin February 25, 2004

    Kathy you forgot serious bike riding.

  10. Ed Flinn February 25, 2004

    Anybody ask the Chinese about this?

  11. BoiFromTroy February 25, 2004

    Being gay could lead to a dead end in that family tree too…if we are judging by how people “look”

  12. Kevin February 26, 2004

    But Slater was a jock! 🙂