HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin November 14, 2003 Weekend Caption Contest 23 CommentsIt’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. How could I resist… Have at it…Update: Winners have been announced. Fight Your Blogrolling Woes Is There A Doctor In The House? Related PostsWizbang Weekend Caption Contest™Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners September 9, 2016About The Author KevinKevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.23 Comments Laurence Simon November 14, 2003 Strippers For Flipper. BoiFromTroy November 14, 2003 “I hear Shannen Doherty and Simon Rex available tonight.” Mad William Flint November 14, 2003 Frustrated by her inability to get her parents attention with the release of her porn videos, Paris desides to go the next step. Rodney Dill November 14, 2003 So long and thanks for all the fish. Adam November 14, 2003 So Paris, I have this night vision camera back at my place. Tiger November 14, 2003 After having masterd mad monkey sex, our intrepid heroine looks for new diversions. Rodney Dill November 14, 2003 “Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock.” Mark Pierce November 14, 2003 This, Britney Spears, is a kiss on “porpoise”. charles November 14, 2003 wanna be in my next video? J. Fielek November 14, 2003 So that’s why they call you Flipper! Rodney Dill November 14, 2003 “Whaddya mean this is gonna cost me a fin!” Venomous Kate November 15, 2003 “Yeah, you know what? You smell like fish, too!” Tony S. November 15, 2003 For once, I get to ride the human! anon November 15, 2003 She gives good blowhole. Rodney Dill November 15, 2003 “No Paris, I do not have mob connections. Where I come from, when someone says, you’re going to sleep with the fishes, it means something entirely different. Rrrrrrrrr.” Dorothy November 15, 2003 Not a good idea, Paris. They call him Flipper — Flipper, faster than lightning! McGehee November 15, 2003 Hitting the bottle, at her age! Harvey November 15, 2003 “There!” thought Flipper, “My inflatable Paris-Hilton-love-doll is finally ready” Lee November 15, 2003 Oy, g’day. Let’s put another smooch on the Barbie. Rob November 15, 2003 Paris Hilton in her latest direct-to-internet release, When Dolphins Cry. Stevie November 16, 2003 “Man…somebody better comes across with some LOBSTER after makin’ me do this nasty photo-op…Honestly. The things they expect us dolphins to do for fish…” R November 16, 2003 Julia Roberts, having dyed her hair, proves that her attraction to Lyle Lovett wasn’t a fluke. Andrew Ian Dodge November 16, 2003 Why is this bloody woman kissing me? At least last time the human fiddled with my bits!