I think I’ll take my chances with the vending machines…
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Great White sharks may have been sighted off a popular Los Angeles beach in the last few days, to the delight of breathless TV newscasters looking for news on slow summer days.
But officials are reassuring residents that there’s nothing to worry about: the sharks aren’t that big, they are always off the coast and they only eat fish — not people. And besides, even vending machines are more dangerous.
Hat Tip: Aaron’s Rantblog
Now, maybe if the sharks posted the number you could call to have someone tell you you were out of luck getting your arm back, like there are for vending machimes and your change, well, then, that would be a completely different story!