Update: Allah has had to hang the Help Wanted sign out, yet again, Lair has a hell of a deal on a fixer-up Mercedes, and Meryl is passing out...

Maybe they would've been able to stay open if they'd just outsourced to India. HELSINKI (Reuters) - The last three worker elves at Father Christmas's official headquarters in Finland's …

Perhaps the news that the mutlibillion dollar porn is mostly idle due to two confirmed cases of AIDS should be filed under "it was just a matter of time." …

It's Friday, time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ and the inmates are still in charge of the asylum. I do have several good, quirky pictures waiting in the …

From CNN:New technology now enables flexible working hours around the clock, but some are beginning to feel the strain from vague expectations about how available they should be. It …

Notice anything odd about this passage from Cindy Adams on Teresa Heinz Kerry?When Mrs. Kerry subsequently rose, she saw a New York Post photographer. She'd been up since six, …

Finally a real design at Allah's pad! There's even a picture of the author. Allah's favorite pants spoiler, Redsugar Muse, is redesigning his site in a manner befitting deity....

The Washington Post has a Veep-O-Matic running this morning which allows you to get a list of possible Vice Presidential candidates to pair up with Sen. Kerry to form …

I'm not surprised to hear any rational person give their support behind President Bush, but you could've knocked me over with a feather this morning after I saw Don …

I wonder how much of a cut Al Gore Got. ESPOO, Finland (AP) - The scientist credited with inventing the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, has been awarded the …