Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ got a ton of excellent entries. Since entries tended to split between Billy Crystal movie and TV character references and straight captions I awarded …
Iraq Handover Completed
As recognized in U.N. Security Council resolution 1546, the Coalition Provisional Authority will cease to exist on June 28th, at which point the occupation will end and the Iraqi...
Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic
If anyone has any doubts left that Michael Moore is a conspiracy-obsessed nutjob, here's an excerpt from a recent interview: "...Anyway, the support Bush and the Republicans feign for …
U.S. Marine And Pakistani Contractor Held Hostage
Details are still sketchy, but it appears that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's al Qaeda network has upped the ante yet again. BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Arab television broadcast videotape Sunday …
Thanks for the mammaries
I just came back from dinner with some friends. We went to the local Hooters (as referred to here). It was me, my best friend and his wife, and …
Bonfire Of The Vanities Reminder
Tuesday is the one year anniversary of the Bonfire of the Vanities. To celebrate one year of the worst of the blogosphere there will be a competition between the …
Hope you put that badge on with velcro, son…
What's the best way parents can reward a Boy Scout for winning Scouting's highest award, making Eagle Scout? Why, with a three-day beer blast with his buddies at the …
Get Used To This
The latest Gallup Poll has Bush and Kerry even in a 2 man (and a 3 man - with Nader) race. My gut instinct is that Kerry can't get …
Number One At The Box(ing) Office
I had heard that Michael Moore had hired a "war room" to combat negative information about his film, but I didn't realize they would be stationed at theaters. From …
Flavored Condoms?
Shopping at the local Eckard this afternoon I happened to notice two particular boxes in the condom display. I had been going back and forth in the cold and …