Am I my brother's sister-in-law's computer's keeper?
The other night, as apparent recompense for my room and board while on vacation, I found out hostess had volunteered my host and myself to go over and try …
France's Secret Plan To Conquer The World
View Full SizeMILLAU, France (AP) - Thundering fighter jets streamed the blue, white and red of the French tricolor as President Jacques Chirac on Tuesday dedicated the world's tallest …
An Early Christmas Present
Celebrity porn lovers make note of the fact that Pam and Paris are close friends; Pam and Tommy are back together; and Paris is rumored to have taped a …
The Hailey Complex
The following is a letter I sent to three officials at Utah State University yesterday. Read Paul's post below for background on the backstory.President Hall: I'm writing to inform …
Professor Hailey is Back — and He Outdoes Himself
DRAFT I'll go ahead and put the word "draft" on top of this thing in red. Therefore I can write with impunity knowing that whatever I write, I can …
Only in Massachusetts…
Alicia Mundy, in The Washington Post (registration required), reports on a libel case pitting a sitting judge against a Boston Herald reporter in Libel Suit Takes Aim at Print …
Columbine Student Killed In Iraq
Lance Cpl. Greg Rund survived the shootings at Columbine and a tour of duty in Iraq. On his second tour of duty fate caught up with him. From The …
2004 Weblog Awards – Winners Announced
All of the winners of the The 2004 Weblog Awards have been announced. Winners can expect an e-mail from me with their very own super cool graphic. If you...
The "Porn Sabotage" Defense
Brilliant...NEWS.com.au - (December 14, 2004) - A Sydney judge has reduced the jail sentence of a former employee of a leading childcare provider, accepting the man's defence that he …
The 2004 Weblog Awards: The REAL Scandal
Now that the Awards are over, the REAL scandal, the most sordid aspect of the whole affair can be revealed. Not only did I NOT win the "Best Essayist/Humorist …