Today's winner is Michael Drennon. He gets the award for the following. Drennon robbed Bensalem Bank on October 17, 2005, passing the teller a handwritten note made out on …

I'm feeling rather sarcastic today, maybe it's because I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired or I'm tired of the silliness that is the democratic presidential nomination …

This is really a surprise. Ed Morrissey has joined the staff at Hot Air. He'll cross post over there until he closes down his original blog, Captain's Quarters, which …

I think I'm feeling my oats today. And it's a FUN feeling. Yesterday, I voiced my disapproval of Senator Barack Obama using the term "insurgent" to describe himself, pointing …

A psychiatrist who has treated over 1,500 patients has come to the unshocking conclusion that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder. Just when liberals thought it was safe to …

Well, last night was the Oscars. I didn't watch -- I don't find it particularly entertaining to watch already-smug actors, directors, producers, and the rest of the Hollywood establishment …

Well, color me surprised. Mitt Romney was not my first choice for a presidential candidate, but he came third after Duncan Hunter and Fred Thompson. He's far more conservative …

Well, Olaf's Troll Hammer has claimed another victim. "nogo postal," the self-styled pot-smoking disabled vet with a rampant case of ellipsis abuse, has been banned. Whoops, I'm sorry. That's …

Safaa Wadi not long ago worked as an interpreter for the US Army. Because of his work, the US allowed Wadi to immigrate to the US. Now Safaa is …

Simple, cheap 30-second spot: Play video of Barack Obama saying "I'm the insurgent." Play video of news anchor saying something like "Insurgents killed three Americans in Iraq today." Repeat …