Category: Satire

Rachel Lucas is wrong. She'd go to jail (or at the minimum get probation) for putting a bullet in her dog Sunny's head. Dogs are protected against cruelty - …

Things have been a little tight for me, personally, of late, and I've been thinking of ways to supplement my income a little. My first thought was another job, …

Hey, I finally got my first exclusive! I was flipping channels earlier today, and I caught a press conference by a U.S. Military official. I didn't get all of …

Tuesday morning, there was a rather nasty accident on I-93 South in New Hampshire. Right by the state line into Massachusetts a tractor trailer came around a bend, saw …

The rush of volunteers and offers of aid to help the regions devastated by the recent tsunami has been overwhelming and heart-warming. People and organizations around the world are …

I was thrilled when I saw Kevin's Christmas Bunny contest. I figured it was a good chance to score some loot. Then I read the fine print -- "Current …

Employees of the Transportation Safety Administration will no longer be allowed to grope, massage, or fondle female passengers breasts in the secondary examination areas of US airports. Update: Is …

"As you know, you go to war with the mechanical pen you have. It's not the real signature you might want or wish to have at a later time." …

The news has been filled of late with reports from people (mostly women, and most of them young and attractive) at airports who claim that security screeners have been …

They just announced on the radio that today is the official grand opening of the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. Wouldn't it be fun if Chelsea Clinton showed up for …