Category: Quote Of The Day

"Take notes, and keep this in mind in the future. Just because no girl has complained before does not mean you are a good kisser. We don't complain -- …

"I'm New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, and I should be dead." New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, from his public service announcement released today by the National Highway Traffic Safety …

"We recognize that the use of a dead goat was in poor taste and fell below the high standards of conduct we set ourselves." Sony, reacting to the publication …

"We have our Boy Scout" Radio report from the searcher who located 12-year-old Michael Auberry, the Boy Scout who went missing Saturday during a camping trip Virginia - North …

"You do realise, I could probably wander into that school with a chainsaw, kill everybody and STILL get less than 40 years?" A comment on conviction of Norwich, Connecticut …

"No city agency should permit the work place to display inappropriate stuff." Mylan Denerstein, the FDNY's deputy commissioner for legal affairs, commenting on the department's new policy banning all …

Their third consecutive win turned the Eagles - the same team that got humiliated on national TV in Indianapolis less than a month ago - into the hottest team …

"He was for the joke before he was against it." Vice President Cheney, speaking of John Kerry's attempt to extricate his foot from is backside in calling his remarks …

"I guess Kerry wasn't content blowing 2004, now he wants to blow 2006, too." Unnamed Democratic Congressman, commenting to ABC News on John Kerry's "botched joke."...

I found this quote in Yeas and Nays in the Examiner and posted it earlier at Confirm Them.com:"Let me explain the government to you. There's God, then there's the …