Category: Dumbasses

WASHINGTON - An abortion rights group is withdrawing a heavily criticized television ad that linked John Roberts to violent anti-abortion activists, saying its attempt to illuminate the Supreme Court …

Several people wrote me to point out this story about a Brentwood, New Hampshire man who got drunk one night with a buddy and awoke to discover that he'd …

This morning's Boston Herald has the story of a Waltham, Massachusetts convenience store that seemed to be doing pretty good business. Unfortunately, it wasn't all scratch tickets and junk …

I love dumb criminal stories. I can't resist them. I seek them out, collect them, cherish them, repeat them ad nauseum. Every now and then I'll find one that's …

About a week ago, a US Airways cleaning crew found a package of cocaine while cleaning a plane at Manchester Airport. Naturally, that tipped off the police that people …

"Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers: We have a special on crow in aisle seven!" Last week, I mentioned the story of a family with brand-new quadruplets and their struggles to get …

It's August in Washington, which means that this is what passes for news...NEW YORK (AP) - CNN suspended commentator Robert Novak indefinitely after he swore and walked off the...

I opened my morning paper to read what is, I'm quite sure, the stupidest news story I've ever read. The subhead alone should be a capital offense. Amphibious vehicle …

Everyone loves multiple births. The Bush twins are every conservative man's fantasy. Triplets are even better. And quads or more are guaranteed news anywhere. Whenever a family has a …

Maybe you remember the tragic death of three New Jersey missing children found in the trunk of a family car parked right in front of their house earlier this …