Category: Dumbasses

Today's winner is Great Britain's Health and Safety Executive aka HSE. They get the award for the following. A Cornish village drama group has had to register a toy …

Today's winner is Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur. She gets the award for the following. U.S. Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur came to a House committee hearing on Thursday prepared to ask U.S. …

It's from the same group who were push-polling against Romney in Iowa. Huckabee pretends to be above the fray, even whines about his record being exposed, but won't stop …

Today is my 47th birthday and I'm giving out gifts. Nothing special planned for today. I just am happy to avoid where I was a year ago. In the …

Today's winner is the FBI. They get the award for the following. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Telephone companies cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of …

Today's winner is the Palm Beach Post editorial board. In a editorial titled 'Voter ID law is a fraud', my hometown newspaper wrote- Not to sound cute, but those …

Today's winner is former Umatilla Florida Fire Chief Richard Shirk. He gets the award for the following. UMATILLA - Fire Chief Richard Shirk resigned Monday, after igniting a scandal …

Today's winner is Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf. He gets the award for the following. Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto's assassination was her own fault, the country's president, Pervez …

(All dialogue guaranteed at least 95% accurate) Yesterday, I went shopping after work. There was a young lady cashiering at the discount store I visited. She came up to …

Today's winner is Golf World's Ron Sirak. He gets the award for the following. The second obstacle facing Sorenstam is the depth of talent on the LPGA tour right …