Category: Dumbasses

Today's winners are Mississippi State RepresentativesW. T. Mayhall, Jr, Bobby Shows, and John Read. They get the award for sponsoring the following legislation. An act to prohibit certain food …

Today's winners are Nationwide Collections Inc. of Fort Pierce, Florida, and it's President Phillip McGarvey. They get the award for the following. BUFFALO, N.Y. - A collection agency tried …

Today's winner is South Korean Judge Kim Mi-ri. He gets the award for the following. SUWON, South Korea -- The South Korean businessman accused of bribing two AAFES officials …

Today's winner is Congresswoman Ginny Brown-Waite. She gets the award for the following. U.S. Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, R-Brooksville, was complaining about parts of an economic-stimulus package when she referred …

Today's winner is Tomas Delgado. He gets the award for the following. MADRID, Spain (AP) -- A speeding motorist who killed a teenage cyclist is suing the boy's parents …

Today's winner is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They get the award for the following. FLORENCE, Ariz. -- Thomas Warziniack was born in Minnesota and grew up in Georgia, but …

Today's winner is Colorado State House Representative Douglas Bruce. He gets the award for the following. DENVER - The state House voted Thursday to censure a lawmaker who kicked …

Today's winners are Futoshi Imabayashi and Judge Shogo Kawaguchi. They get the award for the following. FUKUOKA--After waiving off more serious charges, a court sentenced a former city worker …

Today's winner is The Tampa Electric Company. They get the award for the following. TAMPA - A man and his roommate got quite a surprise when they opened their …

Today's winner is the Sun-Sentinel editorial board. They get the award for their following endorsement for the mayor of Hollywood Florida. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel Editorial Board recommends they …