Category: Dumbasses

More crazy and stuff from around the Sunshine State Bedpans need not apply? Woman assaults her crack using boyfriend with a toilet seat. Bring the entire family. Adult resort …

It is news articles like this that exemplify the decline in the newspaper industry today. CCPD: Man pulls smash-and-grab on big-screen TV CORPUS CHRISTI -- A Corpus Christi man …

Germany wants to know. Dozens of German politicians have tabled a new law to extend voting rights to babies, toddlers, children and teenagers. The bill, which has won the …

A few days ago, Maureen Dowd wrote a surprisingly good column on love and marriage, featuring advice given by a priest. Feministing, predictably, automatically discounted this advice because it …

Not your average slip and fall lawsuit. A woman named Rory Beer took a wicked spill while dancing on the bar at a popular Division Street night spot in …

More news from around the Sunshine State Just lyin' around- A man dies and his body begins to decompose, but no one reports it for at least three days. …

The NBC golf announcer has issued an apology for statements he made about Rocco Mediate during last Sunday's golf broadcast. NEW YORK -- NBC Sports golf analyst Johnny Miller …

A 67-year-old woman can't grade AP exams because she only has one form of identification. From the Washington Post- Every time Elly Kluge's friends and colleagues ask what happened …

The Nanny state run amok. BEREA, Ky. (AP) -- A central Kentucky father has pleaded not guilty to a criminal abuse charge that was brought after his 2-year-old son …

That's what one Miami lawyer is doing. From the Sun-Sentinel- A Miami lawyer is suing OPEC over the skyrocketing price of oil. Attorney Larry Klayman claims in the lawsuit …