Category: Dumb Criminals

Today's winner is Mark Rimkufski. He gets the award for attempting to impersonate a US Marshall in order to get on a plane at Miami airport. Mr. Rimkufski must …

More wild and crazy stuff from around the Sunshine State Room with a view- Couple finds hotel room peephole reversed. Nightmare of the Iguana- City of Manalapan Commissioners concern …

If the following article had only named the thief, I would have given him a Knucklehead award. A THIEF has bungled an attempt to break in to a car …

Today's winner is Robert Pittman. He gets the award for the following- A burglary suspect attempting to run from the law early this morning was brought to justice, in …

Apparently this robber never heard the saying 'If you're going to steal, steal big.' Police have released surveillance camera images of a man they say swung a knife as …

Today's winners are Marianna Louisa Kittila and Brianna Lynne Tatom. They get the award for the following- Police arrested two women on suspicion of unlawful imprisonment Friday, Feb. 6, …

Today's winner is Eric Hampton. He gets the award for the following- A man wielding a 12-inch Bowie knife robbed a gas station -- but apparently forgot to fill …

Today's winner is Feliks Goldshtein. He gets the award for the following- A man may have tipped his intentions when he stood in line at an Ohio bank wearing …

Today's winner is Erica Kaye McNally. She gets the award for the following- A Nebraska woman was arrested Monday for shoplifting a keychain from The Empire Mall after she …

Did this guy itemize? Nearly $3 billion. That's the tax refund requested this year by a convicted armed robber in Pompano Beach, according to a federal indictment. Prosecutors say …