Category: Dumb Criminals

Today's winner is Patrick Johnson. He gets the award for the following. OCALA, Fla. -- Ocala police said a bank robber made it easy for them to track him …

Some how I don't think this news will make the Today show. COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- The Colorado woman alleged to have sparked the raid on the polygamous FLDS …

More crazy and stuff from around the Sunshine State Bedpans need not apply? Woman assaults her crack using boyfriend with a toilet seat. Bring the entire family. Adult resort …

I have lived in 6 states in my life, but it seems like Florida gets most of the crazy people. Never bring an orange to a knife fight. An …

More wild and crazy news from around the Sunshine State. The scarlet letter lives. Jacksonville man has the words 'wife beater' carved into his chest. Happy meal. Man found …

Today's winner is Thomas Rolle. He gets the award for the following. TAMPA, FL -- Tampa police say robbery suspect Thomas Rolle probably ought to to find a new …

Today's winner is Branden Mitchell Gardiner. He gets the award for the following. Police say an Ocala man was selling stolen property at a yard sale in the same …

More news from around the Sunshine State Just lyin' around- A man dies and his body begins to decompose, but no one reports it for at least three days. …

News from across the Sunshine state. Life is cheap. Drug dealer murders customer who tries to short change him $2 Straight to the cooler they should go. Four men …

Vlado Taneski's dedication to getting the facts right, may get him a long prison sentence. From the BBC- Police in Macedonia have arrested a journalist on suspicion that he …