Category: Attention Whores

On Monday, August 22, 2005 (my late mother's birthday, oddly enough), Markos "Screw 'em" Zuniga announced that he had a secret plan that would destroy the Democratic Leadership Conference. …

You know, I accept that the Dems will get on TV and spout nonsense to appeal to the base. And I even accept that a minority of them ...

Well, this is sure to help that tens of thousands with no food, water or sanitation... Jesse is there to blame the Hurricane on George Bush. How helpful that …

I really know how George Bush feels. All I have to do is make a simple post and some loony-tune will go apoplectic over it and say the goofiest …

I knew my little satire about ebonics from yesterday would give the drama queen of the blogoshere something to try to use to get a Wizbanging. What David fails …

A while ago, I discussed how I'd love to counter a neo-Nazi rally some time. The key to my idea was to have FUN with the putzes. As McGehee …

Last month we linked to Ball State journalism student Brian Collins' legendarily bad sportscast. Tonight Collins was featured on David Letterman's Late Show, which shouldn't be a surprise since...

HBO boxing announcer Jim Lampley personifies everything we hopped HuffPo could be; venial, self-involved, and able to make Dennis Kucinich look like a Dixiecrat. Fresh off his two week …

Reprinted in its entirety, this nugget from someone named Chelsea Peretti, who is allegedly a comedian and writer.Guys, couple questions 4U: what's fillibustering, who's bolton, and what is deep …

Never mind that erstwhile HuffPo non-contributing contributor Warren Beatty was making news over the weekend attacking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, there's been an actual Hollywood star sighting at HuffPo; …