Author: Jay Tea

Well, it's almost 9, and time for Bush and Kerry to square off. The expectations game has been played pretty thoroughly; both campaigns have been running down the expectations …

The other day, I heard the umpteenth denial by John Kerry that he is a flip-flopper. He has not changed his position on Iraq. He hasn't changed his position …

President Bush at a campaign event today reiterated his administration's opposition to drowning kittens. "That is an action we have never endorsed, never practiced, and never will tolerate. If …

(Alternate title: Money for Nothing...) The other day I heard this press release from the College Boards mentioned in the news. Apparently, employers are complaining that too many job …

John Kerry's latest scare tactic is to say President Bush will, if re-elected, reinstate the draft. Setting aside the likelihood that Kerry's simply having more Vietnam-era flashbacks, let's look …

In the (increasingly tired) comic strip "Family Circus," there's a recurring (and recurring and recurring...) gag where one of the kids misbehaves in some way. When asked who broke …

This afternoon, I was flipping between two talk shows on the radio -- WRKO's Howie Carr and WTKK's Jay Severin. Howie was gloating and rejoicing in C-BS' having to …

Dan Rather just introduced Mr. Burkett as a "former member of the Texas Air National Guard" with "a history of medical problems." Burkett was in the ARMY National Guard, …

It's been an interesting week at work. At one point, I saw a guy reducing a tattoo pattern to fit his girlfriend. When he thought he had it, he …

In many ways, Bob Dole could be considered the mirror image of John Kerry. The "Mirror Universe" John Kerry, as it were. Both were Senators with distinguished war records …