Author: Cassy Fiano

Unsurprisingly, fresh off the Obama victory, an AP reporter who covers "European Affairs" has published a piece about how being an American is now "cool" again. Apparently, all of …

I'm sure a lot of you saw this video. It's no surprise that this video, according to Fox News, is the most popular election video on YouTube, garnering over …

Breaking: Pertaeus has been officially sworn in as Commander of CENTCOM: Gen. David Petraeus took over U.S. Central Command during a one-hour ceremony this morning at MacDill Air Force …

So now, opposing higher taxes and a socialist government makes you SELFISH! So says Obama: "The reason that we want to do this, change our tax code, is not …

Probably not. But a new Vets for Freedom ad implores him to, and in a very powerful way: There's even a petition asking Murtha to do the honorable thing …

Classy: I'm sure that statement will further endear Murtha to his racist, redneck constituents. Although, I'm still a little puzzled as to how he's been reelected year after year …

Why is it that white people need to be denied the vote? Why, because they're racist, of course! But hey, the idiot pundit calling for this is white, so …

How very shocking of him to say so. I mean, the term RAAAAAAACIST!!!!! isn't being used every time someone criticizes Obama or anything. Now, why exactly are the senior …

Because tweeners who idolize celebrities like Penn Badgley and Blake Lively are infinitely wiser than their parents... you know, those people with jobs and mortgages who pay taxes and …

And you aren't allowed to use the words "hope" or "change", or any kind of rhetoric. You're only allowed to use specific examples of specific policies and specific positions …