Author: Bill Jempty

Was discharged from the hospital this afternoon.If I stayed any longer, I may have all the dialogue memorized from Apollo 13 thanks to AMC(American Movie Classics). Could be worse, …

This is my first post in 13 days. All typos are mine, it isn't easy to type when three fingers on your writing hand are numb. My heart valve …

Tomorrow morning is when I have Heart valve surgery. I've heard of people coming home in five days, but my doctor outlined 10-12. At least one of which will …

Some immigration humor- There's even a handy 1-866 toll free number you can call if "you are an immigration fugitive and have questions about whether you qualify for the …

Today's winner is Paul Parrish II. He gets the award for the following. CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Charleston police said a man tried to rob a movie rental store with …

The New York Times columnist writes- "The stunning admission Edwards made to ABC's Bob Woodruff, and in a written statement from Chapel Hill on Friday afternoon, was that he's …

Professor Ann Althouse describes this Shepard Smith slip-up as an oops. I'll let you decide. Just imagine if he had a female announcer named Virginia and Shepard instead said........

The Olympic games which opened yesterday in China have been touched by tragedy already. A knife-wielding Chinese man attacked two relatives of a coach for the U.S. Olympic men's …

Today's winner is Brenda Bouschet. She gets the award for the following. A Lake Worth woman balanced a 3-year-old girl on the roof of her car before driving around …

I suggest Wizbang readers don't have anything in thier mouth as they read this news. Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a …