Author: Bill Jempty

Special orders do upset us. A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's …

For 130,000 inflatable breasts. A men's magazine has lost a shipment of 130,000 inflatable breasts en route to Australia. The breasts, worth £100,000, were planned to be a free …

There's a movement among certain Illinois politicians in order to get President Bush to pardon former IL Republican Governor George Ryan. Democratic Illinois Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan said today …

Was this woman or her wig a blonde? A 20-year-old woman told police the wig she was wearing got snatched by an ex-boyfriend, who pedaled away on a bicycle, …

Vice-Presidential style- Obama enters room for speech to governors. Sarah Palin is first person he greets. Joe Biden's prepared remarks were: "And Governor Palin, your being here today sends …

Today's example of bad editorial writing comes from the Palm Beach Post. In a editorial about Mel Senator Mel Martinez's retirement, Randy Schultz and company wrote- Sen. Martinez's announcement …

Today's winner is Pastor Edmore Andy Chijena. He gets the award for the following- Skeletons are beginning to tumble out of the mysterious deportation of Zimbabwean pastor, Pastor Edmore …

Its not too often I write a post about a comment left to a post of mine at Wizbang but here I go. In reply to my post about …

A SADD(Students against Drunk Driving) party gets out of hand. Drunken teenagers at a party funded by a high school's anti-drink-driving group have trashed a rural Southland hall. Bottles …

I don't know how measures like this is supposed to improve a news product. Cox Newspapers announced plans to shut its Washington, D.C., office in April. The Washington bureau …