Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

I’m here to tell you racism is everywhere, my friends.  Just today I was at Lowe’s looking for an insecticide and what do I see but a can of …

Everyone knows Congress passes bills that are signed into law by the President.  By 2012 everyone should also be well aware of the even more important role unelected bureaucrats …

     

The riot that tore through parts of north London’s deprived Tottenham neighborhood has cast a pall over Britain’s capital, echoing an earlier era of racial unrest, while spreading malaise …

Time is the great fool maker and timing is everything.   A bright, shining example is on display at the den of fools known as the New York Times …

It’s Sunday, which means hot babes and hot rods.  They don’t build ’em like that anymore.  And check out the magnificent detailing on that body.  I sure wouldn’t mind …

I’m not talking about life here at Casa Von Ottomatic.  Like everyone in these troubled times I’m surviving by my wits.  Selling the cell phones and shoes off the …

The President was seated on the edge of his bed staring so intently at the nails on his outstretched fingers that the ringing of his phone failed to register.  …

As you might expect, being a contributor to Wizbang generates an enormous amount of reader mail every day.  So much, in fact, that it’s impossible to respond with any sense …

Good Sunday morning Wizbangers!  Hard to believe it’s almost August already. Hard to believe we’re looking at a 99 degree day as a bit of a relief down in Texas.  Well, in …