Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

The other day I made do with a lazy post on the DEA seeking translators fluent in Ebonics.  One of the commenters was kind enough to link to this …

Christmas is just around the corner and times are tight.  Just because everyone’s cutting back doesn’t mean we can’t all share a little something with our friends and co-workers.  …

  Am I crazy or is the Obama administration being scripted by Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker?  This is why you can’t trust any politician who doesn’t include Airplane! on their …

Is it just me or does it seem like this scene is more autobiographical than comedic when it comes to wide swaths of the Occupy Wall Street set:   …

I’m glad I live in Texas.  Because there’s no way I’m going to do it again.  I’m not holding my nose and dutifully pulling the lever for whomsoever’s name …

Hey boys and girls, sorry I haven’t been around to remind you there’s a scary black man with a paddle waiting behind every corner but capitalism is a cruel …

Well that didn’t take long.  College football is back.  If you didn’t catch last night’s Baylor v. TCU game you missed  the proverbial barn-burner.   Waco is only an …

We’ve all been waiting in anticipation of the upcoming, previously lockout-threatened NFL season.  Offering the Czar of the Teleprompter an opportunity to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with oft-repeated …

It’s all race all the time this weekend at Wizbang.  I’m bringing the trifecta into play today with a doozy that dovetails in with yesterday’s effort on how the …

Silent Spring, indeed.  The prophecies have been fulfilled.  We were warned.  There was plenty of time to avert this catastrophe but no one wanted to listen. From the BBC …