Author: Baron Von Ottomatic

A young black man is dead and across the country people are demanding justice.  I don’t have any strong feelings about this incident one way or the other.  Frankly, …

  Times sure have changed.  Back in the good old days of Cold Wars and Mutually Assured Destruction, Americans were coached on measures they should take in the event …

…and place their drink orders.  The bartender serves them their drinks, they pay him, then settle back to relax.  Suddenly, Sandra Fluke urgently flags down the bartender with a …

Sure it’s a losing issue for conservatives with women, but I can’t stop myself from beating this dead horse’s ass.  Frankly, I don’t care how this particular issues polls.  …

  Some may say it’s a distraction from what should be the core issue discussed – the economy – between now and November, but I reject that idea and …

I don’t remember the exact circumstances under which she said it.  She was a bleached-blonde chick I knew back in those Halcyon days when we were both studying at …

I have a vagina, and I insist someone pay to maintain it.  You’ve come a long way, baby.  I remember when you could bring home the bacon, fry it …

That should make a snappy campaign soundbite this fall.  So obvious I couldn’t pass it up.  If there’s anything I like better than flogging long-lost memes it’s taking easy …

I remain uninspired by Mitt Romney who, if elected, may turn out to be a fine president but hasn’t done anything of note to convince me he’s got the …

There was a time when you saw them everywhere.  Now they’re almost non-existent and as we head into this election year they’re conspicuous in their absence.  It’s depressing.  Frankly, …